I keep getting bugged by the news,talk radio and also the discovery channel about organized violence spreading to football stadiums and also at other venues where people meet. For some reason people are bored and just want to fight with each other in big groups.You can wait for these people to find themselves a fucking soul but that will take forever, so here is what I came up with, perhaps not a very popular idea, but I think this is worth expressing.
DEATH MATCHES !
Just hear me out..
First, If people want to bang their skulls together, FINE !! Let them get on with it, don't try to fight it! For thousands of years people have done so, it's not likely that this will change through force. Trying to control organized violence will only cause more problems, like hooliganism in football stadiums and we all want to see dads be able to bring their sons to football matches.
Build Death match arena's. Lets say huge cages. 100mx100m? Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
No weapons and let them pay for a ticket to cover the expenses of the arena + let them sign a contract making them responsible for their own injuries or deaths.
Funerals are not even necessary, because people will not care. Friends? Haha, these people are very likely to have no friends. And the people that are their friends probably participate in the same type of recreation, therefore will die themselves sooner or later. So we can skip the ceremonials.
Plus it saves a lot of cemetery space. I think if possible organs can be harvested. The rest of the human flesh can be put in giant meat grinders and can be fed to the animals.
Sick ? You know what I think is sick ? We stuff our animals with food so we can eat more meat but we don't feed our hungry people.
That's sick.
So I suggest a knockout tournament system, much like the world cup football, it gives a whole new meaning to the term "sudden death".
