The virus was not half as badass as my TV wanted me to believe. It's a pisstake. Sure, people have died from it, but don't thousands of people die every year from the regular flu ? Just stick a DVD in, stay in bed and let people bring you cups of tea!
Yes, I have had better weeks but this is a great excuse to stay home this week while everyone else is outside in the shitty weather feeling miserable! I have only one medicine in this hour of darkness.
Nothing to worry about, this flu is just like a bad girlfriend; out of your system after a couple of days in bed.
I'm going to stick another DVD in, cheerio !